A quick audio lesson on Southern Linguistics.
Press play. Trust me on this one.
i have the third best erection i’ve ever had in my life right now.
Excellent.
I loooove accents.
THINGS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAINI tell my friends here on the West Coast that not all Southern accents are the same and I can tell a bad faked one from the real thing or when Hollywood sticks a Texas accent on a character supposedly from Louisiana (it’s really grating for me). I couldn’t explain how I just knew the difference because I grew up with those accents — in family, friends, classmates, you just know the markers. But this explains what the differences are beautifully.
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Source: ask-changeling-lyra-closed
A rapier, manufactured in the mid-19th century by the technology of the old masters as a gift to one high-ranking person. Such exceptionally flexible rapiers were made in Toledo in the beginning of 17th century. They were sold in gun shops and coiled in a circle to show its flexible properties.
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Source: malformalady
IS THIS MAKING ROUNDS ON TUMBLR YET? “CinderFella”
FEAST YOUR EYES ON THE GREATEST RE-DOING OF DISNEY EVER.IT’S SO GAY AND LANCE BASS IS IN IT.
GAY DISNEY PRINCES AND PRINCESSES
THIS MAN IS TALENTED. POINT. BLANK.
KEEP SPREADING IT YA’LL
seriously the best pro-gay marriage campaign promotion ever omfg
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Source: lesbiansplusthings
Assuming this isn’t photoshopped, this is a like a whole other level of cosplay. They actually found that many identical vases and arranged the flowers for each desk. That’s dedication!
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Squid ink pasta (possibly) + omurice + seaweed? Or is that omelette blended with squid ink? Either way, WANT
Also, this makes me wish there were blue cherry tomatoes.
I have to admit this is more or less what I picture every time I hear about “omurice”.
this kid is my hero. she couldn’t decide between being a princess and being darth vader for halloween. this is the result.
No need to choose.
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Source: man-hastam
25 Abandoned Yugoslavian Soviet Monuments that look like they’re from the future…
Via hysteria
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Source: cracktwo.com

![ireallyhatecornnuts:
doingtheneedful:
mightymur:
The final, brilliant word on passive voice.
“She was killed [by zombies.]” <—- passive
“Zombies killed [by zombies] her.” <—- active
Welp.
Oh my god, best passive voice identification tool ever.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc65qm5Unt1qa54b8o1_500.png)




